Funny Beard Status – Short Quotes About Beard

If your boyfriend doesn't have a beard you have a girlfriend.

Keep calm and love men with muscles beard and tattoos.

When you feel your beard blowing in the wind.

The beard has many benefits, such as beauty and dignity.

Love your man love his beard.

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

Culture is the widening of the mind and of the spirit.

The scruffier your beard the sharper you need to dress.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday is short.. and your beard is splendid.

I don't give moustache rides. I give beard bounces.

Please do not shave off your beard.

Beards and wine get better with time.

Beards grow faster when a man has not had s3x in a while.

No beard no thanks.

Beards are said to increase social status.

Shave and get a job or beard be a boss.

Beards can protect you from pollen or dust allergies.

There's a name for people without beards.. Women!

I don't work out much but my beard lifts skirts.

Some Guy's wear a suit to look important, I grew a beard.

A full beard looks cool.

Beard under construction.

I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.

The world is full of guys, be a man.

I don't have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras.

You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.

I don't work out much but my beard lifts skirts.

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.

A man with Out a Beard is like a Cup of a Tea with Out sugar.

He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.

Beard sign of hotness.

It's not a beard, I've trained to sit very still.

Grow a beard. Then we'll talk.

I'm Sorry; I can't hear you over my awesome beard.

When a bearded man is around I can't keep Calm.

A beard is a gift you give your face.

Time is measured in days, weeks and beards.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress.

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The beard isn't novel, it's natural. But your continued efforts to maintain.

When a bearded man is around I can't keep Calm.

The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes.

Sometimes I think about shaving.

Any man can start a beard.. A true man never finishes one.

Beards make Guy Hotter.

Do you want a moustache?

Respect the beard.