Best Beard Status

A Man Who Can Grow A Beard Is The Kinda Man You Want to Be with Because A Man Who Has The Patience to Grow A Beard, Has The Patience to Deal with Your Shit!

There’s A Name for People without Beards WOMEN!

It’s Good to Have Beardless Friends. When You Go out, People will Assume You Are Their Leader.

Ladies If Your Man Has A Beard, Raise Your Hand. If He Doesn’t, Raise Your Standards.

Men Who Think Beards Are Too Itchy Will Find Manhood Too Heavy.

Beard is a responsibility because it’s a gift that is not given to everybody.

Grow with care, wear with pride.

When Someone Asks Me If My Beard Makes Me Hot During Summer I Like to Reply with It Makes Me Hot All Year Long.

Shave off Your Beard And Wear A Dress. You Would Be A Great Impersonator. – Simon Cowell

“Your Character Tells The World You Are A Real Man. Your Beard Is Mostly The Exclamation Point.”

You Don’t Always Need A Plan. Sometimes You Just Need Balls And A Beard.