Beard Status

A man without beard is like lion without mane.”

“He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.”

“A beard is a gift you give your face.”

“I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.”

“Shave off your beard and wear a dress
you would be a great female impersonator.” – Simon Cowell

“Some fathers teach their sons to shave
others teach them to be men.”

“The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain
a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.”

“To be happy is to have a beard.”

“It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still. “

When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.”

“The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes
the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.”

“Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic.
You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.” –Minnie Pearl

“Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.”

“What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaven face makes
you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.”

“Sometimes I think about shaving,
but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.” (Beard status for facebook)

“There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN!”
I don’t work out much But my beard lifts skirts.

“Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.”